1. I have issues, you want to be my issue?
2. Always the photographer, never the bride.
3. I can't afford to be alone (really I can't...I am eating eggos for dinner this week)
4. I can cook pasta..and no bake cookies, any takers?
5. Clumsy cause I'm clumsy. (as opposed to clumsy cause i am falling in love by Fergie).


So I did rejoin match.com however none of these were my headlines. I am feeling sad, depressed, lonely..and a bit pitiful these past few days. And today I am feeling jaded, bitter for various reasons and I realized I need to move on. I am a sad, sad young woman..so I am venturing out into the dating world again. (insert some dramatic music here). Today match..next week speed dating. No more will I be buried in foreign grounds (only funny if you understand the context...although it is quite sad as well..and a sad part of my life if it were made into lifetime original movie). Anyways, I am going to try. What else can I do?

Funny conversation between me and an anonymous friend today.

me: I need to get a counselor. I need some therapy.

anonymous friend: Well it wouldn't be hard for you to find one.

me: Yes, but it would be hard to find one that wouldn't think I was crazy.

anonymous friend: Yes, that is true.

Oh the love, oh the love.