So many of you have probably heard of the book that the title is something like "he's just not that into you"..well here's Jessica's signs that the men in my life are just not that into me.

1. He tells you that he has been in another country for the last 5 months...when he hasn't been.
2. He only texts/emails when he is drunk.
3 He goes MIA for 3 weeks.
4. He contacts you only for photography advice.
5. He lies about having kissed you on myspace.
6. He asks you what you are doing this week..but never actually asks you out.
7. He moves to another state.
8. He only wants to do things in group settings..because everyone at work has made him think you are in love with him (yep..this would be re: my crush).
9. He asks you out for a second date...a month later..after other girls fall through.
10. He doesn't add you as his friend on myspace.

Ok. I just thought this would be amusing. I am aware that none of the men in my life are that into me. Fun times. I should go to bed as it is an obscure hour..I hate when my sleeping gets messed up. Lost a few pounds last week..weight watchers. Dieting makes you obsess over food though..that is the one thing I hate about it. I am feeling weary these days..that is my new word to describe myself. Want to hear something funny? My irish guy...from way back when..is dating a new American. It totally makes me jealous because I feel like she is replacing all of my memories. Yes me..this is how girls can sometimes think. It is amusing..I do realize this. Enjoy your Monday.