In honor of my taking a new step in the new era of dating....speed dating..tonight, I thought I would take a brief walk down memory lane and my bad dating experiences over the internet thus far.

- Tolly Ho guy...the guy I met at Tolly Ho and who obviously fit in perfectly. (and if you have ever visited the place of wonderful milkshakes..then you will understand what I mean!)
- Mr. No Picture...learned the hard way...do not meet anyone before seeing a picture. I mean there has to be a bit of attraction.
- Sort of feminine guy...a nice guy, great at conversation..and I tried really hard...3 dates even..but I could get past the weird smile with the teeth and sort of feminine voice.
- The guy whose name rhymes with sock...well this wasn't completely bad I suppose. However when it was all said and done I was left feeling a bit like and "evil temptress" (ask for details). Yeah..I know that is the first thing people think of when they think of me..haha.
- German guy. Lovely guy...however absolutely no attraction and to be honest he reminded me a bit of a foreign steve erkle. So, like I said before...I didn't like visiting the country..don't like the food...don't like the language...why did I think I would like the men?
- Latino man #1: the guy who could carry on good conversation when he was drinking, but was stuck completely on himself otherwise. Could only carry on conversation about motorcycles...and that's about it.
- Latino man #2: the guy who I had absolutely nothing in common with...and went straight in for the kiss right away..wasting no time...hold your horses.
- The original: lasting 9 months or so, yeah we all know how great that one worked out.
- Denmark guy: yeah....a nice guy with a lot of secrets...secrets you really don't want to know (again..ask for details...from me or one of my good girlfriends).
- Mr. Arrogant...talked for him for a week..lengthy conversations...mr. i like to keep everything open and honest who went MIA after first date. The first date in which he took business calls the whole time..and he definately had a case of short man syndrome.
- Would have been perfect guy...if I was attracted to him and if he hadn't asked me to go to Cancun with him on the first date.
- Mr. Skinny...yes I can date a guy smaller than me...I am no thin spring chicken...however...someone who looks like a skeleton and can't gain weight...and I was not attracted to at...not so much can I do that.
- Of course then there is the guy that I never met that went MIA after finding this blog...LOL.
- Seinfeld - the whole entire dinner this is all I could think....but a not funny Seinfeld. Monotone voice with rambling stories..that weren't funny.
- And I had to edit and place in "mr. lawyer" (not to be confused with mr. conservative who I did not meet via the internet). Yes, the one who will still randomly call after months have passed, ask me out, and act if I just spoke to him yesterday. Strangeness.
- I suppose I should also pay tribute to those guys that suddenly went MIA without evening meeting me..dang I am good...need to know how to run off a guy..I am your gal! Whether it was because they found out about my education or love of traveling..there have been those countless MIA men.

And I am certain there are those I am leaving out, but I think you get the picture. Oh, the stories I do have to share. Wish me luck...I really fear that it will be a bunch of balding men at the very end of this age spectrum. Off to get ready now...