Tuesday, April 11, 2006

One of my new joys in life: Shea body butter from the body shop. I went on a bit of a lotion shopping spree the other day and now I am reaping the benefits. All night at work I kept smelling myself. Yes, I love the stuff and it makes my skin so soft. Oh, the small things in life.

I must admit that I can be a needy friend at times. I love living by myself, but I also love sharing things..and social interaction. Hence I can been a needy friend. I usually rotate friends that get my random calls...talking about something I found on the internet or my latest emotional outburst. This often happens at work..the me calling people...because when I work the late schedule I am there by myself. So thank you all who have been a friend to me over the years and a special thanks to that friend(s) who are dealing with my random callings at the moment. ( For those who read this blog and don't know me that well...I bet I paint a strange picture of myself..haha).

O.k. now for disturbing news. I attract freaks...I really do. Case in point....you can look and who has been checking you out on match.com. I came across this strange profile that I can't figure out is for real or not..but nevertheless it shows the type of guys I am attracting and how much it an overgrown impossible to tread through jungle out there. Below are some excerpts of the disturbing profile:

I was a Weapons System Officer on the B1B Lancer Bomber during Iraqi Freedom and although I have family in Iraq I thoroughly enjoyed dropping bombs on the so called Iraqi military! Because of my open enjoyment of the war I was transferred by my commanding officer and a commander's review board after my return from the war to the C-130 Hercules aircraft, it's a peaceful aircraft.I've been in combat many times and have to admit I really enjoyed it, there's nothing like getting shot at and being able to shoot back or in my case watching the bombs go boom! I've got quite a few confirmed kills and I am truly proud to defend our country from terrorism! I also loved AC/DC "THUNDERSTRUCK" while we were dropping tons of bombs, just like thunder from the sky on the crap below us!! War is in my blood, I was made for war, like it or not. I long to return to combat to kill more lowlifes. (Translation you think you are the s*** because you were so vocal about your love of war and you were forced to be transferred. What that really means is that you a voyeuristic person who gets joy out of others being killed...maybe power issues...and use the army as an outlet for that.)


my religion : I recently converted to Islam during a stint in a maximum security prison for a crime I was later found not be be guilty of... I learned to appreciate Islam. I do drink alcohol on a regular basis, after being in the military, you learn to drink. (And why are you sharing that you were in prison?)

favorite hot spots:Locally there isn't much to do, I do sometimes go to the Blue Moon, Applebee's on Thursday night for a few drinks with friends, get drunk and always drive home without getting pulled over, see ya POPO!! 100 times driving DUI w/o getting caught yet.

So, this all really came from this guy's profile. Wow...I don't know what gets me more...the joy he gets for killing others (note: I totally support our military..but I find his attitude disturbing and feel like people such as him could be detrimental in our armforces..), the time in prison, or the continual drunk driving. He sounds like such a catch! Girls..you will have to fight me over this one.

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